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Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Episode 901 (Original Air Date: Mar 9, 2005)

Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.

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  1. Play Clip 01:23

    Vagainaplasty

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.

    Tags: Garrison, Vagainaplasty, vagina, penis, Balls, surgery, Sex Change, Woman, Transsexual

  2. Play Clip 02:19

    Jews Can't Play Basketball

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Coach, Basketball, Try-outs, All-State Team, Denver Nuggets

  3. Play Clip 01:10

    Peeing Out My Vagina

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mrs. Garrison -- formerly Mr. -- can now pee sitting down!

    Tags: randy marsh, Mrs. Garrison, vagina, Henry's, Feminine Hygiene, Tampons, women's restroom, Pee

  4. Play Clip 00:32

    Mr. Garrison Has Titties

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.

    Tags: penis, vagina, Sex Change Operation, Womanhood, Basketball, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Garrison

  5. Play Clip 00:59

    What's a Sex Change Operation?

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mrs. Broflovski explains to Kyle why Mr. Garrison had a sex change.

    Tags: Kyle, Mr. Broflovski, kyle's mom, Ike, Sex Change Operation, penis, vagina

  6. Play Clip 01:18

    Negroplasty

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Vaginaplasty, Peniplasty, black, Jewish, Caucasiaplasty, Doctor, operation, Negroplasty

  7. Play Clip 01:17

    I Don't Like Vaginas

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.

    Tags: Garrison, Mr. Slave, Tampons, Gay, Period, PMS, negligee, snootch, penis, vagina

  8. Play Clip 01:08

    Transgender Progressive Thinking

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Kyle's parents refuse to give him $3,000 for a negroplasty.

    Tags: Kyle, Mr. Broflovski, kyle's mom, Negroplasty, Sex Change, Dr. Biber, transgender, transracial, $3, 000, hip-hop, UPN, Basketball, operation, surgery

  9. Play Clip 01:17

    Dolphinoplasty

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mr. Broflovski's tempted to turn himself into a dolphin.

    Tags: Dr. Biber, Mr. Broflovski, Dolphin, Trinidad Medical Center, African-American, Lawyers, esophagus, Dolphinoplasty, operation, surgery, Kyle's dad, Jewfin

  10. Play Clip 01:09

    Garrison Goes Wild

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mrs. Garrison assumes that she's pregnant.

    Tags: Garrison, Girls Gone Wild, Period, Pregnant, truckers, Abortion