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    1. Tonsil Trouble

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      Tonsil Trouble
      Original Air Date: 03.12.08

      After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.

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      Britney's New Look
      Original Air Date: 03.19.08

      When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

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      Major Boobage
      Original Air Date: 03.26.08

      In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

    4. Canada on Strike

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      Canada on Strike
      Original Air Date: 04.02.08

      The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

    5. Eek, A Penis!

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      Eek, A Penis!
      Original Air Date: 04.09.08

      While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

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      Over Logging
      Original Air Date: 04.16.08

      One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

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      Super Fun Time
      Original Air Date: 04.23.08

      While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

    8. The China Probrem

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      The China Probrem
      Original Air Date: 10.08.08

      With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

    9. Breast Cancer Show Ever

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      Breast Cancer Show Ever
      Original Air Date: 10.15.08

      Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

    10. Pandemic

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      Pandemic
      Original Air Date: 10.22.08

      While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.

    11. Pandemic 2 - The Startling

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      Pandemic 2 - The Startling
      Original Air Date: 10.29.08

      Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.

    12. About Last Night...

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      About Last Night...
      Original Air Date: 11.05.08

      While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.

    13. Elementary School Musical

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      Elementary School Musical
      Original Air Date: 11.12.08

      The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.

    14. The Ungroundable

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      The Ungroundable
      Original Air Date: 11.19.08

      Butters is sure he's seen a vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.

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    Eek, A Penis!
    Original Air Date: 04.09.08

    While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

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  2. nall *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion No cheating. reply
  3. HAcoreRD Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion No cheating.

    To quote Eddie Guerrero, if you're not cheating, you're not trying.     reply
  4. HAcoreRD Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion gotta love the stab at the patriots...but the episode's first act didn't have that many laughs. cartman trying to be hispanic is funny as a whole. reply
  5. triplemultiplex Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion A few people's predictions about this episode seemed to have been correct.

    Cartman's storyline is a direct parody of this movie about this Latino math teacher; I don't remember what it's called, but I had to watch it back in high school or something.

    That mouse running around with the dong on it, was just hilarious. And Garrison asking the boys if they've seen his penis. HA!

    So far, pretty good.     reply
  6. triplemultiplex Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion I see Parker & Stone still hold the same opinion on abortion.

    And they're really jabbing at the Patriots. Good for them.

    So far, this is the funniest Garrison story in years. The Mickey Mouse drawing had me rolling.     reply
  7. mmm Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Yeah, I saw that movie in Spanish class, don't remember the name.

    Woohoo, MR. Garrison is back     reply
  8. HAcoreRD Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Garrison still can't produce sperm, thought i'd point this out.

    Strong episode, I like M/T's stance on abortion and cheating.     reply
  9. gtaca2005 Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion The new Mr. Hat is a mouse that once had a penis on it. reply
  10. AssassinKenny Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Cartman's story line was a parody of Freedom Writers I think.

    And that was an average show. Not that great but the mouse-penis thing was really funny.     reply
  11. mmm Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Garrison still can't produce sperm, thought i'd point this out.

    Strong episode, I like M/T's stance on abortion and cheating.

    I doubt they really think like that.     reply
  12. Butterslover21 Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion omfg hilarious!
    "butters, how do you know what your teachers penis looks like?"     reply
  13. Michaeloptv Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Awesome 9.5/10

    More to come with my ideas..     reply
  14. swellman7 Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Cartman's storyline is a direct parody of this movie about this Latino math teacher; I don't remember what it's called, but I had to watch it back in high school or something.
    Yeah, I saw that movie in Spanish class, don't remember the name.
    Thirded. I saw it a couple of years ago in my math class. What is the name of that movie!? Cartman impersonating that guy is hilarious!

    And also, it's good to see that M&T hate Bill Belichick as much as I do.     reply
  15. Delilah Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Damn, this season just seems to be getting better and better. Cartman's accent was so funny ("How do I reach these keeds?"), and Garrison's subplot was really funny, but so weird, too! Especially when the penis started singing. Now that was weird. And funny. Anyway, I give it a 8/10. reply
  16. mmm Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion I searched it, Cartman's part was a parody of Stand and Deliver.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_and_Deliver     reply
  17. Joe Siracuse Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Seriously, what a piece of garbage.

    I've seen every episode they've done up until this point and I can honestly say that this was one of the worst they've EVER done.

    I didn't laugh once throughout the entire episode.

    0/10     reply
  18. kfgg Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion The singing on the fence by the moon was a direct parody of "Somewhere Out There" in the movie An American Tail. In the movie Fivel and his sister sing it. Linda Ronstadt and James Ingram did the end title version which is an Adult Contemporary/Soft Adult Contemporary classic. reply
  19. Michaeloptv Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion My name is Eric Cartmaniez.
    I been assigned here to teach you calcius.


    You cheat, Bill Belicick Cheated, and then one game, they decided not to cheat, do you know what happened?
    THEY LOST!!!!

    Butters: Hey that looks like my Teacher's penis

    How do you know what your teacher's penis looks like??

    This is one of the best Cartman episodes I've seen in ages     reply
  20. evoxpisces Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion It was an okay episode. The half with Cartman was stupid and not funny to me. The half with Garrison was hilarious though. There's just something very humorous about a penis running around... Plus I kinda like the Garrison sub-stories. It's slightly disappointing to see him back as a man however because he didn't have nearly enough show time as a woman. I liked the change and it showed progression of the show but now I feel like the show is going back to the way it was. Which isn't entirely bad, because it was hilarious and I missed some of the old days but for a show that's been on for 12 years you would think they would show a little more progression than they have. Overall, it was a decent episode. Not thrilling but half of it was garbage (Cartman) while the other half was very entertaining (Garrison). That's just my opinion. Seems like season 12 is very inconsistent and I hope M&T step it up a bit for the last 2 episodes of the first half.

    1201: 6.5/10
    1202: 6/10
    1203: 10/10
    1204: 9/10
    1205: 7.5/10     reply
  21. triplemultiplex Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Damn, that was Mr. Derp in the background of that final scene. I don't like that precedent.

    Final thoughts on the episode; the dick humor was great, but it ran out of steam in act 3. But to service the storyline, it kind of had to. Now that Garrison is a man again, I've got to wonder if they'll get him another new sidekick this season.

    The A story with Cartman is gonna be funnier if you've seen that one movie I don't know the name of, but mentioned up thread. As a non-fan of the New England Patriots even before spy-gate, I appreciated the numerous shots at them.

    On the whole, I liked it.     reply
  22. mmm Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Yo, check out the wiki article for Stand and Deliver, it already says:


    "The movie was spoofed during the South Park episode Eek! A Penis!. In the episode, Cartman is sent to teach at an inner city school. He teaches the class the various methods of cheating, and in difficult situations, constantly repeats the phase, "How do I reach these kids!"     reply
  23. Bobacus Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion I thought it was funny. The movie they were refrencing with Cartman was Stand and Deliver from 1988. Cartman was playing Edward James Almos's character. Definately a tie in to them being Battlestar Gallatica fans. Funny stuff. May be a little old to some of the younger peeps her. (Yes I am old) reply
  24. wildthing2022000 Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion I loved the ripping on the Patriots, that alone made it a 10/10 to me. The whole Garrison thing was funny also especially with the singing penis. reply
  25. sp150 Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion "Butters, how do you know what you're Teacher's penis looks like?"

    So far, I'd say Season 12 is my favorite season. It's brought back literally nearly everything I wanted in South Park - Kenny, Mr. Garrison...

    The Cartman storyline was sort of funny at times, but often times it was garbage. I would've preferred seeing more of him in the Fourth Grade classroom, personally.

    Anyway, it seems like Matt and Trey are personally listening to me somehow...Seriously...It's freaky...

    All we need now is Pip and Timmy doing something...Then all my SP-related dreams will come true.     reply
  26. teh-lolrus Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion I searched it, Cartman's part was a parody of Stand and Deliver.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_and_Deliver

    Ah, that's a good movie- I watched it a ton in Art class last year. But, that's besides the point...

    This episode was a 8/10 for me.

    The Good-

    - The Stand and Deliver parody was so cute; I've seen the movie over and over and it never gets old. Cartman wasn't spending his time messing around with Butters and fighting with Kyle (except for a few little scenes) for once, which was a nice change of pace concerning Cartman's role in episodes.

    - The stab at the Patriots got a laugh out of me...

    - Garrison's a dude again; I thought he was so much better in the earlier seasons as a dude.

    The Bad-

    - The whole pen0r subplot was just...not up my alley. Pen0r jokes don't really cut it for me; it seemed a bit too crude.

    The Ugly-

    - The pen0r-rat singing to the moon made me want to throw my remote at the TV. I thought that was completely lame.     reply
  27. SirKerrek Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Hmmm... I thought it was pretty good, on par with last week's, imo. The rippin on the Patriots was the BEST. The tears on the face of Bill Belichick are like a sweet nectar on my tongue. Also, thank God that Mr. Garrison in back. In addition, the Cartman storyline was particularly funny because it was a DIRECT parody of Stand and Deliver, a video I was forced to watch.

    On the other side, the penis jokes wore out early (with the exception of the pee-hole singing: genius). I would have like to seen more of the other boys, and I guess they could have done a LOT more with Cartman teaching the South Park kids.

    7.5/10 And to put that score into perspective: Scott Tenorman Must Die: 10/10. A Million Little Fibers: 2/10.     reply
  28. drlcartman Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Actually, I thought they could of came down a little bit harder on the Patriots, because, you know, they DID cheat the Steelers (w00t) out of their deserved second dynasty in the last decade.

    Also, in reference to a previous post, I'm actually somewhat confused about their abortion stance, because I get this conflicting view with Cartman being evil and all, but they did aborted the anti-Christ in little critters Christmas. So, if someone could explain to me their position, it would really be appreciated.     reply
  29. SalSter19 Loved the new episode tonight! I thought tonight's episode was the best of the season so far. Cartman's Mexican accent was hilarious.But the best part of the episode was the An American Tail reference. That had me cracking up for a good couple of minutes. Trey and Matt make the most brilliant, obscure references. Love the new season so far, can't wait to see next week's episode. reply
  30. mdub87 Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Another funny thing on the Wikipedia entry for 'Stand and Deliver' is the taglines used for the film. I don't know if someone just put this in as a nod to South Park or if it was a real tagline for the movie, but one says "How can I reach dez kidz?!?!" Lol. Link:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_and_Deliver#Taglines     reply
  31. mdub87 Re: *1205: Eek, A Penis!* Post-Air Discussion Actually, I thought they could of came down a little bit harder on the Patriots, because, you know, they DID cheat the Steelers (w00t) out of their deserved second dynasty in the last decade.

    Also, in reference to a previous post, I'm actually somewhat confused about their abortion stance, because I get this conflicting view with Cartman being evil and all, but they did aborted the anti-Christ in little critters Christmas. So, if someone could explain to me their position, it would really be appreciated.

    Steelers? Dynasty? HAHAHA, they were lucky enough with the refs against the Seahawks to win the one Super Bowl in '05, let alone have dynasty. They didn't even make the playoffs the next year!!! Good joke, buddy. (The Pats DID cheat my Eagles from winning the '04 Super Bowl, however. Lol.)     reply
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