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    1. Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

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      Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
      Original Air Date: 03.09.05

      As Mr. garrison enjoys his new womanly attributes after his sex change, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too.

    2. Die Hippie, Die

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      Die Hippie, Die
      Original Air Date: 03.16.05

      When hippie drum circles start popping up in people's attics and backyards the citizens of South Park have no choice but to turn to Eric Cartman for help.

    3. Wing

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      Wing
      Original Air Date: 03.23.05

      The boys set up a talent agency and pool all their resources and impress their first client only to have another agency steal him away.

    4. Best Friends Forever

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      Best Friends Forever
      Original Air Date: 03.30.05

      When Kenny meets with an unfortunate accident, Cartman lobbies to let Kenny die so he can can get what Kenny left to him in Kenny's will.

    5. The Losing Edge

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      The Losing Edge
      Original Air Date: 04.06.05

      The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning.

    6. The Death of Eric Cartman

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      The Death of Eric Cartman
      Original Air Date: 04.13.05

      Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure that Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years.

    7. Erection Day

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      Erection Day
      Original Air Date: 04.20.05

      The South Park Elementary School Talent Show is coming up and Jimmy can't wait to perform his comedy routine, but first he must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones.

    8. Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

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      Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
      Original Air Date: 10.19.05

      A Global Warming State is Emergency is declared in South Park as the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

    9. Marjorine

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      Marjorine
      Original Air Date: 10.26.05

      Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate a slumber party, in order to retrieve a future telling device Cartman is convinced the girls have.

    10. Follow That Egg

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      Follow That Egg
      Original Air Date: 11.02.05

      In an effort to thwart her ex-lovers plans to get married, Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

    11. Ginger Kids

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      Ginger Kids
      Original Air Date: 11.09.05

      After the sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race.

    12. Trapped in the Closet

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      Trapped in the Closet
      Original Air Date: 11.16.05

      Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out, after Stan criticizes his "talent."

    13. Free Willzyx

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      Free Willzyx
      Original Air Date: 11.30.05

      The boys try to rescue their new friend Willzyx, a talking space whale, from the Denver Sea Park and with the help of MASA (Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administracion) get him home to the moon for $200.

    14. Bloody Mary

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      Bloody Mary
      Original Air Date: 12.07.05

      Stan is embarrassed when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. Randy believes that only one thing can save him from his "disease," a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary in the next town.

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    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Original Air Date: 03.09.05

    As Mr. garrison enjoys his new womanly attributes after his sex change, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too.

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  2. nall *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball. reply
  3. Tom_SF Re: *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina You guys are SICK, SICK, SICK! reply
  4. kingnothing90 Re: *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina That episode is rather disgusting than funny. Sorry =/ reply
  5. jewish pride Re: *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina this episode had its funny bits but i found the whole thing with kyle very very sad

    and i swear that the dolphin/gerald scarred me for life, its the freakiest most disgusting thing i've ever seen, i literally had to cover my eyes when ever he/it appeared

    but i thought mr/mrs garrison's bits were really funny     reply
  6. BRMBug Re: *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina The one thing I found funny about this episode was that during the operation, Garrison apparently turned into a black man. I would say watch the opening scenes for proof, but I don't think anyone needs to see that more than once. reply
  7. gearsofwar Re: *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina the opening part of this episode is very disgusting and gruesome, and the whole episode was just distracting reply
  8. butters kenny Re: *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina This episode was sick. reply
  9. Indica Re: *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Have you guys ever seen a South Park episode before??

    Doesn't sound like you have.....     reply
  10. tonedead Re: *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina this episode was just disturbing. i remember i was with a group of people watching it and we all just had faces of shock.

    the only laugh i remember getting was from a reaction my friend did when kyles legs broke in two. the look was horrified and hilarious.

    really this episode left me feeling dirty.     reply
  11. Osha Re: *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Recent gay episodes like "South Park is Gay" and "Follow that Egg" seem to be pretty accepting of gay people in that satirical south-park kind of way.
    But I didn't get the same vibe from this episode, it seemed a lot more negative and demeaning.

    I'm somewhat relieved to find that other viewers find the episode unpleasant. I was worried that it was just me; that I was unable to find laughter in any joke directed at me.

    I don't want to come across as easily offended because I'm not. There is a lot of humour potential with transsexuality, but I feel this episode fell short of the mark. Hopefully someday we'll see an episode that deals (in a more positive light) with other aspects of transsexuality besides the physical ones-- a satire more on social aspects and less on "gross-out" factors.     reply
  12. fatbuddahsack Re: *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina wow stop being such gaywads. This is one of the funniest episodes! Everytime Garrison speaks I throw up from laughing so hard. Every vag comment was so over the top and awsome!

    "Now are you gonna scramble its brains or just vaccum it out? You can just scramble it and i'll queef it out."     reply
  13. fragolegirl2002 Re: *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina this episode is disgusting, that's true, but I think it had a message, I think they are saying that you have to accept what God gave you, you see if you get a sex change man to woman your not going to really be a woman, you would just be trying to lie to people about what you are, by attempting to trick people into thinking that what you are is this or that but its not true its fake, it's a bit complicated, when they say be yourself, being yourself is also accepting yourself inside and OUT!! I think you can be who you are without changing what you are which requires accepting things about you that you can't really change. I guess that's why they made it disgusting, by showing you how horrible it looks to try to change what you are. nasty! what you wanna be is not what you are. well that's my opinion. reply
  14. gtaca2005 Re: *901* Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Funny, this is on RIGHT now. reply