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Drugs Are Bad, Mkay
Season 2
Ike's Wee Wee
During Mr. Mackey's lecture on why drugs are bad, his sample of marijuana goes missing. Meanwhile, the boys try to figure out exactly what kind of party a "Bris" is.
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Season 2
Ike's Wee Wee
During Mr. Mackey's lecture on why drugs are bad, his sample of marijuana goes missing. Meanwhile, the boys try to figure out exactly what kind of party a "Bris" is.
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Season 10
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Ike and his Kindergarten teacher make their love a real thing by some nice teacher-student montaging. Just watch out for the Dawg.
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2:30
Season 11
The List
The Girls make a List that rates all the Boys from hottest to ugliest, and the Boys will stop at nothing to get their hands on it.
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Season 8
Pre-School
Trent Boyett gets released from Juvenile Hall, and the Boys are terrified of his revenge. When we see a flashback to Kindergarten, we realize why.
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3:44
Season 3
Sexual Harassment Panda
Sexual Harassment Panda comes to teach the class about what's appropriate "panda" behavior. But when Stan calls Cartman an "ass sucker", he vows to take legal action.
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2:26
Season 3
World Wide Recorder Concert (The Brown Noise)
It's the first day of Fourth Grade, but after briefly meeting Mrs. Choksondik and her hard-ass teaching style, they realize how good they had it in 3rd Grade.
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3:37
Season 5
How To Eat With Your Butt
It's time for School Pictures, and the boys each have their own plans for their photos. Kenny's "ass through hood" smile really makes a lasting impression.
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1:50
Season 4
Trapper Keeper
After his "Not Gay" breakdown, Garrison gets stuck teaching the Kindergarten class. And in it, Ike gets bullied by his new classmates for being "too smart".
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1:19
Season 7
All About the Mormons?
A new Mormon student named Gary joins the class to the delight of Mr. Garrison. Unfortunately, the boys have no love, and vow to beat his ass on the playground.
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Season 4
Trapper Keeper
Cartman's new high-tech Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura makes Kyle's regular Trapper Keeper look like crap. Meanwhile, Ike actually craps himself.
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Season 3
Hooked on Monkey Fonics
A new Home Schooled student joins the class. After he upstages the rest of the 3rd graders, Cartman vows to be home schooled as well.
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Season 1
Tom's Rhinoplasty
When the new substitute teacher, Ms. Ellen, takes over the classroom, the boys find it hard to hide their attraction. Wendy is not happy.
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Season 6
Death Camp of Tolerance
After trying to be fired unsuccessfully, Mr. Garrison raises the stakes by putting Lemmiwinks up Mr. Slave's ass. This new science experiment leaves a few 4th graders horrified.
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Season 11
D-Yikes!
Garrison goes on an anti-men rampage in his classroom, assigning all the "penis-thinking boys" an extra-heavy workload.
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Season 8
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
The Girl's are all whored out and are soliciting the Boys to come to their Sex Party. Cartman can't get any love.
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