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Future Hand

Season 6

My Future Self 'n' Me

Stan pretends to cut his hand off to make his parents admit their lies. It doesn't work and the actor gets his hand cut off.

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  1. My Future Self 'n' Me 12.04.02 When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Park's own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman, is at the helm of a new money-making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.
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    Season 6
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    The boys find a joint that's been left behind by some high school kids. Stan volunteers to throw it away because everyone else is too scared to touch it.
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    Future Stan

    Season 6
    My Future Self 'n' Me
    Stan's future self shows up at the Marsh house and appears to have a serious drug problem, possibly caused by Stan's handling of the joint.
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    Introducing His Future Self

    Season 6
    My Future Self 'n' Me
    Future Stan meets the other boys. Cartman loves the fact that Stan's life goes down the tubes.
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    Future Butters

    Season 6
    My Future Self 'n' Me
    Butters tutors Stan so that he'll do well in school and not turn into a total junkie. Stan suspects something fishy when Butters says he has a future self too.
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    MotivationCorp

    Season 6
    My Future Self 'n' Me
    Stan and Butters go to MotivationCorp and discover that their future selves are fakes. Parents hire actors to scare their kids into staying away from drugs.
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    Parental Revenge Center

    Season 6
    My Future Self 'n' Me
    Mad at their parents, Stan and Butters go to the Parental Revenge Center. They start to have doubts when Cartman turns out to run the company.
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    Poop Swatches

    Season 6
    My Future Self 'n' Me
    Cartman discusses revenge possibilities with Stan and Butters. Stan is not satisfied when all Cartman comes up with are various ways of smearing poop on their walls.
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    More Lies

    Season 6
    My Future Self 'n' Me
    Stan confronts his parents on the hoax but they insist he is truly from the future, they can feel it.
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    Future Hand

    Season 6
    My Future Self 'n' Me
    Stan pretends to cut his hand off to make his parents admit their lies. It doesn't work and the actor gets his hand cut off.
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    Coming Clean

    Season 6
    My Future Self 'n' Me
    Cartman's poop revenge gets Butters' parents and Stan's parents to tell the truth. Then they smear poop all over the walls of MotivationCorp.
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